dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.

"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!

by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

brain squirts

What begins as a "brain fart" or when you forget a thought, and you absolutely can't think of it, even hours later you still can't remember,it makes you so angry you scream and spit all over your windshield or bathroom mirror.

Johnny really couldn't remember what he had for lunch, he must have a case of the brain squirts.

by mrtreadwell February 13, 2017

blue squirel

When A Cock Ring Is Too Tight And You Lose Circulation In Your Dick And It Turns Blue

That night sucked, it ended with a blue squirel.

by Cris nic kevin February 21, 2017

The Squire's Pickle

Refer's to: as is, A male's reproductive Organ,
Fallows penile

Penis

"You wanna Succ The Squire's Pickle"
"Only if the tips don't touch"

by Based Stick Man July 5, 2017

Angsty Squares

A code word for weed brownies

"My dude, do ya got anymore angsty squares on ya? "

"Yeah man, I'll hook ya up"

by Chaotic_neutral_memes January 2, 2019

Meat squares

When a man has chiseled thighs, like a nice filet mignon

Aaron wore short shorts to show off his meat squares.

by hkpbaby January 12, 2020