Spook

Term for someone really dark from tans

Hey spook, you’re getting real dark in the sun

by Spook Juliana June 7, 2022

spook newt

Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.

Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?

Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.

Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.

by Notbigfoot12 April 3, 2024

spook bucks

Coins, dollar bills, gold bars, or crystal orbs in an immobile state.

Coined in “ Can You Beat Luigi's Mansion 3 Without Collecting Any Money? - DPadGamer”

There is spooky money, which you will find just laying there. Henceforth, these will be known as spook bucks.

by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021

spook dog

When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes

You are such a spook dog, get away from me!

by stellerbet May 6, 2021

Cum Spook

When you unintentionally think about someone you know in your personal life accidentally while you're masturbating (typically right before you cum).

I got cum spooked by my grandma last time I jacked it, I don't think I'll be able to join the orgy this week.

by Yuri Prime December 8, 2024

Spook em

When you jizz in your own ass and then fart it out.

I just spook em as they walked down the street.

by Poppy Floppy June 10, 2024

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.

"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."

by GriZag December 3, 2013