Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.
Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.
by Fillet-o-fetus April 05, 2010
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sphincter release chamber

The room containing a toilet.
I need to use the sphincter release chamber.
by rickbelpre November 05, 2011
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Reverse Sphincter Syndrome

When your anal sphincter and esophageal sphincter are switched at birth by some freak accident and you end up a chronic shit-talker. You also talk out of your ass.
Example: Damn, she sure has some shit to say about everyone. Must have a bad case of Reverse Sphincter Syndrome (RSS)... She better get that checked out ASAP.
by Alaliniti October 24, 2018
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Sphincter dag boy

The type of person who will take sucking up to another level,really working their tongue around the sphincter making sure there are no dags to be seen.Always done for personal gain like getting a promotion or pay increase.These cunts pretend to be a nice then fuck you over.
I thought old mate was a trust worthy work mate but he is just a dirty old sphincter dag boy.
by Ragnar Loddbrok October 23, 2016
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Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.
The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'
by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019
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Sphincter Factor

A television show similar to Fear Factor in which contestants shove bull testicles and insects up their butt-holes rather than eating them.
Dude, did you see Sphincter Factor last night? A guy totally shoved scorpion up his ass!
by an0n1989 October 18, 2009
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Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)
Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*
by dangerdan101 October 22, 2009
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