royal spaz 

when regular spazzing isn't enough .

Brittany: "did you hear only 2 bands are playing tonight?"
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."

royal spaz by fitzzz April 27, 2010

Keyboard Spaz 

The keyboard spaz is not to be questioned. It just is. Much like the repeating "asdf," it's an all-purpose expression. To question it is to defeat its very purpose. The purpose being a special form of non-verbal communication. It can convey feelings of any kind.

The "asdfkasjdf;lakjsdfkjasdf" is a means of expressing one's self in ways that words cannot; especially over the internet in which words and exclamation points only hold so much meaning. As it is written in chapter three of Ecclesiastes that "there is a time for everything," there is also a time for the keyboard spaz.

In short, the meaning of the keyboard spaz is specific to its use/context, but its true meaning is far more profound. It is a communication between sender and receiver in which the receiver effortlessly intuits the intended meaning. This sacred form of communication runs deep in the intuitive connection between two like-minded people.

Friend: "OMG. Did you hear that Mr. Johnson had sex with a Freshman?"

You: ";alksjfdlakjsdf;ljaksdljkadsf!!!"

Friend: "Right?! 'Holy shit' were my thoughts exactly!"

This, is the sacred Keyboard Spaz.

Keyboard Spaz by Keyboard Spazzer April 21, 2011

Finger-spaz 

A random spaz in your finger, while you are on your computer. This is what you get when you play too many computer games.

Sorry, I had a finger-spaz!

Finger-spaz by Nidajazz April 28, 2011

Banana Spaz

someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"

Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.

Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.

or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz

Banana Spaz by mattman2900 September 4, 2010

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown 

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level

1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"

Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown by concise32 January 13, 2009

cock spaz 

when a man is about to skeet and his cock spazzez out and shakes rapidly until the man has proceeded into a full blown seizure.

Teacher: "why are you late billy"

Billy: "I was jacking off last night, and i had a really serious cock spaz, and i was in a deadly coma until this morning."

cock spaz by dilbaid4 April 25, 2009

mama spaz 

the bestest best mama in the whole world! her motherhood started b4 she was born, and she cant stop having those kiddies!!

Mama Spaz is my intimate mother who i luv to death!!!!

mama spaz by gellyfish April 20, 2005