Girl #1 to Girl #2: How come you aren't bringing a date to the wedding?
Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!
Girl #2: And miss the chance to spaz out with my vag out Meghan?!?! No thanks!
by therealfunbobby July 16, 2009

The American definition:
1.) An excitable, hyper, or jittery person.
2.) To act in a wild manner.
As defined by white disabled activists from the UK on twitter:
1.) An ableist slur short for "spastic" or "spasticity"; which directly refers to Spastic Diplegia, and anyone (preferably those with power and followers) who uses the term in any context outside of medical science must apologize and be ashamed for having used it.
1.) An excitable, hyper, or jittery person.
2.) To act in a wild manner.
As defined by white disabled activists from the UK on twitter:
1.) An ableist slur short for "spastic" or "spasticity"; which directly refers to Spastic Diplegia, and anyone (preferably those with power and followers) who uses the term in any context outside of medical science must apologize and be ashamed for having used it.
United States: This kid I'm babysitting is such a spaz. He gets one piece of candy in him and he's bouncing off the walls.
United Kingdom: Even though we call "fags" cigarettes in the UK (and no one has cancelled all of Britain yet), when Beyonce and Lizzo used the word "spaz" in a jovial context, we fought on social media to bring worldwide attention to the NEGATIVE connotation.
Also UK: "Spaz" has historically been a part of African American English Vernacular, but any disabled people of color from the US disagreeing with us will be a.) ignored in the conversation on Twitter, or B.) be accused of "reverse racism".
United Kingdom: Even though we call "fags" cigarettes in the UK (and no one has cancelled all of Britain yet), when Beyonce and Lizzo used the word "spaz" in a jovial context, we fought on social media to bring worldwide attention to the NEGATIVE connotation.
Also UK: "Spaz" has historically been a part of African American English Vernacular, but any disabled people of color from the US disagreeing with us will be a.) ignored in the conversation on Twitter, or B.) be accused of "reverse racism".
by UnknownCryptid January 18, 2023

when one needs to sound exited but lacks the ability to do so, such as during an internet conversation. It is accomplished by "spazzing" all over you keboard.
some examples would be:
"adsgfahsgdsadff"
"opdfkmkocpdsf"
"bjuvnvcjkxskfd"
..and so forth.
some examples would be:
"adsgfahsgdsadff"
"opdfkmkocpdsf"
"bjuvnvcjkxskfd"
..and so forth.
Dude1: man, I just accomplished (insert lifelong-dream here), i was all like "sahjdksahjsajkhsd"
Dude2: from the looks of that spaz-type, it was pretty exiting.
Dude2: from the looks of that spaz-type, it was pretty exiting.
by Von Stixx February 23, 2009

Me: "South Phoenix Arizona is a wonderful place to live."
Friend: "I agree, but it's to long to say ...Lets just agree that SPAZ is a wonderful place to live"
Me: "....heck yeah then"
Friend: "I agree, but it's to long to say ...Lets just agree that SPAZ is a wonderful place to live"
Me: "....heck yeah then"
by SPArizona April 24, 2021

Any person or animal that only thinks focuses and has extreme excitement over Sex or anything sexual related
“YO that guy won’t stop pestering that girl to go home with him, Yeah! He’s a Horny spaz he has no control”
by anonymous October 2, 2023

A variation of spazmoid. Essentially a stupid person who has no idea on how to behave or does idiotic or annoying things.
by LordJenal May 20, 2023

by Rosco kitty January 15, 2017
