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soccer boy

Gets it’s definition from boys who dream,eat,sleep soccer and is usally a fuck boy also goes sometimes by the names of Richard,chad,Luke,Brennan.
Me: yo that kid Richard over there is the exact definition of a soccer boy
You: holy shit , I totally see it
by Ririrchard June 12, 2019
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Dutch Soccer Scarf

The scar left around one's neck when they are found dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation.
"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."

Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"

Milt's Coroner: "No."

Sex

Suicide

Suicidal Sex

A-Rod's post-season record'
by Pseudo-Tairy October 31, 2009
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soccer mom

Soccer moms usually are 40 year old ladys-- excuse me, whores who got knocked up by some douchebag. Most of the time they sign they're litle 12 year old kids to comunity center soccer legues, so they're rooms are filled with plastic trophies that kid doesn't care about. Soccer moms also have organizations that heavly support groups such as: RIAA, ESRB, Parental Advisory, Peta, Green-Peace and "WWF." Because of this support many things have been restricked from young audiences.

Soccer moms also drive shity SUV vehicles like Dodge Caravan's and Mercury, and what you will usually find in those cars are sports equipement, toys and other lame stuff.
If a poor child in Africa is starving to death blame it on the soccer mom down the street.
by SweanKimerson September 4, 2006
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Soccer AM

the best Tv program. Talks about footy every week, its not american !!!!! and it has FIXTURES MAN ON IT !!!!! Saturdays--
Sky Sports 1 -- 9:00-12:00
"Like theeeeeese" - Fixtures man
by blackmime October 11, 2004
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soccer slut

A soccer slut is a girl who sleeps with as many soccer players as possible, including but not limited to the referee, often spreading crotch critters throughout the team. This is not a "ball bunny" who actually dates the players before screwing them or a "soccer bunny" who is a girl who actually knows something about the game and rarely has a sexual relationship with a player. Soccer sluts are very similar to hockey whores.
Kandi is a soccer slut.

Dee is a soccer milf.

Bonnie is a hockey whore.
by mecicon March 15, 2008
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socceroos

australian football team and the real winners of the world cup robbed by italy. best players include bresciano, kewell but injury prone, neill and aloisi
i wanna jump and scream in a stadium
full of australians

-song for the socceroos
by insomniac16 July 31, 2006
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Soccermom

noun.

Female with a strong type A personality with a skewed sense of civic responsibility coupled with a need to enforce political correctness on to others. Usually a hypocrite.

The term soccermom was not originally disparaging. It was used to refer to a Mom who takes her children as well as other children to their little league soccer game.

Soccermoms promote the following philosophies:

- winning is not important

- soccer is good because it is non violent

- no child should feel bad if they did not play well

- trophies awarded to every child

- removal of keeping score from the game

These philosophies are enforced in the brain of the soccermom to compensate for the fact that their kid does not play the game well.

Soccermom's are usually hypocrites as evidenced below:

- are vegetarians but cooks exotic dinners for the family that require eggs, fish and poultry

- believes in equality for all (but has no problem calling the driver ahead of her a 'chink' for cutting her off)
- supports PETA (enough said)
- supports Green Peace (but drives an SUV)
- a strong supporter of recycling only when convenient (if her blue box is full, the cans go in the garbage)

The worst soccermoms are the ones that have a bumper sticker on their SUV that reads: "IM A SOCCERMOM!"

Totally opposite of a Hockeymom

Soccermoms are the prime reason of cultural erosion in North America.
Billy: Hey can your Mom give me a ride to practice?

Johnny: Sure, I'll ask, she's taking 7 other kids too

Billy: Cool, she's a Soccermom, huh? Hey, does she still make you those rye and buckwheat sandwiches?

Johnny: ya, but I just throw them out

Billy: Yeah I would too. I got a steak in my lunch today.

Johnny: damn! That's cause your mom is a Hockey mom!

Billy: Yeah, my mom sets shit straight, unlike your Soccer mom!

Johnny (sobbing): yeeah..
by billyVandory February 19, 2010
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