Snail Bitch

It’s like a slow bitch. Because you’re a snail meaning you’re slow and you’re a bitch like a bitch yk so like snail bitch .
“yo that guys snail bitch
“yo that bitch rly do be snailing tho”

“that snail rly do be bitching tho”
by Nathan June 05, 2023
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Snail Horny

The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
by 4Chump March 20, 2021
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Snail years

The distance a snail can travel in a year .( 31.56km)
Guy 1: how many snail years do you live away from school
Guy 2: what’s a snail year

Guy 1: how long a snail can travel in a year
by D3waffles October 27, 2021
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Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.
Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.
by StinkStalker October 04, 2014
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Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.
I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.
by Missladydeath April 28, 2019
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snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.
"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"
by Zombie Assassin November 07, 2014
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Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.
Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"
by SWMO GTH May 20, 2015
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