nerd sniffles

Frequent, mild sickness experienced by gamers and software developers that guzzle coffee, stay up late, never exercise, and so forth. Often mistaken for legitimate illness and disease; nerd sniffles is in fact easily cured by going outside, sleeping well, eating right, going to the gym, and generally not being a nerdy weakling.

Bob: Hey, has anyone seen John? He's been taking a lot of sick days lately...
Chris: He's at home today. He bought a couple more games on Steam the other night and caught a bad case of nerd sniffles.

by MisterGainer May 13, 2014

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Grundle snuffler

Person who sniffs used underwear.
Their own or other people's

He's a dirty Grundle snuffler

by Guinea pig stroker March 22, 2016

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Fanny Snuffler

A fanny snuffler is a new lesbian who isn’t experienced at munching, so kinda just roots around down there with little effect, a lesbian yet to learn the trade.

Hey did you hear about ‘Suzie?” , ‘no?’ , “yeah, she’s come out as a lesbian”, ‘wow, still, she won’t be very experienced yet will she?’ , “na , ur right, she’s still a bit of a `Fanny Snuffler`”

by Hug-Hees September 8, 2018

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