Smear

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will

He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

clear smear

Kind of similar to tea bagging but when the ho Smears her just fucked wet vag all over his face.

Dude! I tried to tea bag this bitch I just fucked, but Fiona turned around and clear smeared my face instead.

by Seda18 January 17, 2019

Pap smear

(1) A public sullying of an innocent dude's name/reputation by falsely claiming that he is the father of your love-baby.
(2) A drop of blood or a cheek-swabbing that's applied to a glass lab-specimen-slide in preparation for a paternity-test. Often a follow-up action that's prompted by Definition #1.

A sneaky new way for a crooked doctor to generate extra income during "slow periods of business" is to solicit one or more local unwed mothers to involve a fairly-well-off bachelor in a Pap smear, so that said unfortunate dude will be obliged to hire said doctor to perform a paternity-test to clear his name.

by QuacksO June 30, 2018

Smearing Cookies

A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.

“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”

by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink

Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall

by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

by Fweevi January 9, 2022

Ecuadorian Pat Smear

When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.

Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.

by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022