Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.

Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.

by le_egavas September 7, 2025

Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

by @slvy394 May 21, 2018

Sledding

Code word for doing LSD (tabs,acid).

Yo me and Martin Luther King Jr. are going to go sledding, you wanna come? It's this sunday

by Don Martinez March 18, 2021

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Cock sled

A Canadian who wishes he was a cock sledger

Shane desperately wanted to be a cock sledger so his audience would grovel at his feet.

by Larathegreat August 25, 2018