Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
by @slvy394 April 04, 2018
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Sled-Doggy Style

You get multiple men to submit to you. All on leashes. And then the woman must yell MUSH and proceeds to peg all of them
“It’s true. I asked her if we could try Sled-Doggy Style. She was all up in there. And I just let it happen. Like the submissive bitch boy I am.”
by Beer Banjos and Boobies February 24, 2024
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sled brothers

When you and another guy have both had your dick sucked by the same girl
1-"Dude I got some good ass dome last night"

2- "Good shit dude, who was it?"

1- " that Megan girl, she knows what she's doing!"

2- "Bro! She's blown me too! It was fucking amazing, can't believe we are Sled Brothers!!"
by Charlie848842 March 16, 2014
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Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”
by Smegma Shooter April 02, 2022
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Sled Doggin'

Sled Doggin' : While plowing a double headed siamese twin from the back, you grab each by the ponytail and take them for a ride. While yelling out "mush mush"!
I WAS SLED DOGGIN' LAST NIGHT WITH MY DOUBLE HEADED SIAMESE GIRLFRIEND AT HER PLACE.
by Guntilator 2000 April 21, 2022
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out
Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor
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Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)
I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor
by Cumjar December 02, 2020
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