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Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!
by that guy January 27, 2005
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Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"
by RyaChu April 26, 2011
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Bernie Sanders

Bernie Sanders is basically the drop bomb diggity. He is a democratic socialist and will shit on the Republican party with a roundhouse kick for the 2016 presidential election. With purer goals than any of the other candidates, he is the grandpa you never had, and would make America great again better than Trump ever would.
Is that President Bernie Sanders? The best and most capable president we have ever had in this great country riddled with holes from the past pitiful conflicts from our previous incapable presidents? Wow!
by Firestarter220 December 26, 2015
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Colonel Sanders

I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.
by Popeye July 9, 2015
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Colonel Sanders

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.
by Phrenesicko Decapitate July 18, 2008
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Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
by James Lowe September 21, 2004
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Bernie Sanders

A crazy old commie who wants to ruin America
Im glad Bernie Sanders isnt president
by Obamna December 18, 2020
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