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Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.
by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009
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Siberian Pipeline

Similar to the the Alaskan pipeline; however, after freezing the shit filled condom, you insert it into a woman's vagina.
Yesterday I was going to perform the Alaskan pipeline, but it was dark and I ended up in Siberia. Oh well that's the Siberian Pipeline for you
by SBreen November 23, 2009
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Siberian Slingshot

When you rusty trombone a Siberian Huskie, then a fat lady takes a dump into the load of cum, then you mix together the conconction and freeze the mixture. Then you proceed to take the frozen mixture and use a condom as a slingshot to shoot it into someone's anus from a distance of no less than 150 yards.
DJ shot a Siberian Slingshot and it missed and got Jason in the eye.
by GHB21 January 17, 2009
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Simer

Sexy, fine ass girl with the tightest piss flaps you've ever seen.

Bendy from yoga and firm taco from kegels, this chick is rockin.

Can be a bit of a tongue whore.
If you're about to munch on some tight cootch, and that girl's got some fine pussy, you say, "girl, I want to destroy your fine tight ass simer with my tongue"
by D*unit* February 4, 2010
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siberian stethescope

the act of placing your balls in the ears of the person giving you a blowjob.
my girl loves it when she gets a siberian stethescope.
by b--low September 8, 2008
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simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.
girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."
by express2012 March 8, 2010
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Siberian feather duster

One who recycles leftover cocaine from a mans moustache , by snorting it clean.
"Did you see that siberian feather duster in the bar last night, what a druggy"
by Jurd92 August 1, 2015
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