Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.

"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."

by Oofer. June 9, 2018

Shrek

a synonym for God, and the anwser to everything.

Person 1; What's the best movie ever.
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek

by yesitchaboialfred April 24, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is love Shrek is life

I will shrek you

by FeckerShreker April 4, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our lord and savior and or god.

Shrek 4 life!

by ShrekWes69 November 25, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...

Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!

He didn't return tomorrow.

by yomahbroski December 13, 2019

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Shrek

Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.

I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek

by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019