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heat shield

A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of the saran wrap. The heat from the feces will warm the face. WARNING: Death from suffocation may result...but if you're sick enough to be doing this, the world is probably better off without you.
"I enjoy the warming sensation of the heat shield all over my face."
by JS via CP September 18, 2008
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senseless riot shield beat down

when you beat down some ho with a riot shield, particularly in first person shooter video games.
Spetznaz: OH FUCK HES GOT A RIOT SHIELD

TF141: TAKE THAT YOU FUCKER! senseless riot shield beat down ftw!
by Mokhok April 4, 2010
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Cock Shield

A guy friend that a girl will use to protect her from being hit on. It is preferable though not necessary for this guy to be gay. If a girl is not interested in a guy who approaches her she will suggest her cock shield friend is her boyfriend. If an interesting guy makes an advance on her she will assure him that the cock shield is merely a friend. An effective decoy tactic deployed by women in order to prevent the awkward advances of undesirable men.
"Dude what are you doing tonight? Wanna come chill with me?"

"Nah, sorry man I promised Kim I'd be her Cock Shield tonight"
by Cashboard June 14, 2009
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Shield

1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.

2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?

Daya: Let's do this

Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)

*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*

Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)

Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^

Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.
"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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pussy shield

The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.
I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effective defense.
by xens July 25, 2008
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sheilds

the main way people stay alive in halo. even when shot in the heart with a fucking fifty cal sniper rifle.
-dude that sniper just took down my sheilds
-ya i saw that shot go right through your heart, man thats so unrealistic.
by Mr. A and B the C of D January 28, 2010
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