Shastered

result of emence intake of alcohol Pissed

"i'm fucking shastered"

by Louis Taylor February 16, 2004

Turd Smasher

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007

shaheryar

A Shaheryar is the living equivalent to a villain everyone loved due to their charismatic and humorous remarks.

The people over there were throwing a fit, they must have been talking to a Shaheryar!

by Wren Runner February 6, 2021

cunt smasher

Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.

"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"

"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"

by pringles978 January 11, 2009

Pumpkin Smasher

a black person who is up to no good

Look at that little pumpkin smasher tryin' to steal that candy bar.

by Jiggerbop November 16, 2009

Smasher

A monkey that got brain damage and refuse to play Fortnite save the world with alpha chad jack and his bullbus cock, he has the lips of fishstick smells like fish dick and collects obsurd amounts of donkey cum

Smasher you ass

by Incest cody mcbride July 18, 2020

wang smasher

a large woman that tends to be of the whorish persuasion

Damn Frank, that buffalo must be about 3 bills, she's a definite wang smasher.

by anix1 January 14, 2010