shattergasted

Very tired and exhausted from not having much sleep, and generally feeling extremely exasperated. Feeling very zonkified and like not doing any shit with that goat in Edinburgh tonight.

"I am so shattergasted, as I have barely had enough sleep last night from shagging a friendly goat"

by Dannygasted February 25, 2010

shantering

useless talk that can often lead to a headache or ones annoyance

I'd appreciate if you would stop shantering me.

Shantering gives me a massive migraine.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

Shafterbirth

leftovers from masturbation...

you left shafterbirth on your pillow

by ikickedmspiggy January 7, 2015

Shanter

Shit banter

When your banter isn't on point. That's Shanter. Like tommys tattoo of banter on his wrist is Shanter.

by Bantersquad2015cupwinners September 15, 2015

Sharter

Originating from the word shart used to describe the act of pooping your pants accidentally with the pretense that the outcome was going to be a fart; a shartereis an individual who sharts and wallows in the fecal material as though it never happened.

"Get our of here sharter you filthy panties are not only stinking up the joint but it's rolling down your pant leg leaving a trail of poo."

by Litsavant2868 May 8, 2016

Shanter

When you've got shit banter

That was shanter!

by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016

Slaptering

Constantly slapping someone while have sex, usually the person being slaptered comes out bruised and cut, with their skin as red as raw meat from hard slaptering.

SLAPTER ME! SLAPTER ME! I LOVE SLAPTERING

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017