Master Sexting

to add your own phone number to your address book in your cell phone under the name of a different person and then sending dirty texts to yourself in an attempt to impress your friends.

Jason is so lame. Those texts werent from a girl named Jasmine, he was master sexting!

by blitz609yahoo August 14, 2009

Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.

80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.

by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006

Setting Sail

When a ship between two characters becomes popular

The fact that minion ships are setting sail makes me disappointed in humanity.

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Jet Setting

When a girl sleeps with a guy in each fraternity on a college campus.

She just slept with a member of all fraternities on campus.
Bruh, she's jet setting

by XOXOSratGirl October 28, 2019

Sexiting

While having intercourse, the act pulling out right before ejaculating.

Dude: "So did you wrap it twice to be completely sure?"
Bro: "Nah that feels like 'I hate you', Sally and I are just sexiting."

"It felt so good I almost forgot to sexit."

Mother: "I don't want you to have a child, I hope she's on the pill."
Son: "No mom don't worry, were sexiting."

by DanoHL March 21, 2011

FB Sexting

commenting back and forth of two or more parties in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

FB Sexting

Wall Post: Gabe- "I wish you would have come to my tent"

Comments:Allison- "me too, I hear your the best"

Gabe- "there is always next year"

Allison- "I can't wait, your Muay Thai turns me on"

by welterweightpdx August 3, 2010

Business Sexting

A sexual text-message that, if discovered, may not be read into as being sexual, but merely business-related.

My girlfriend found my phone last night. Thank God my secretary and I were only business sexting things like, "Make sure to check in all the drawers for my files," and "I'll be sure to bring cookies to the meeting.

by Savvy Gavy August 3, 2010