sexpert

Sexpert is am expert an sex they know everything to do and to say whilst in the act of sex

"that girl i slept with last night was a sexpert and she also said i was too"

by Tempahman2k8 December 9, 2008

Simper

Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve

I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team

by Tony Swain September 22, 2008

SAMPERCAIT

(a verb): to drive around aimlessly for hours with two other (specific) people in the car with your heads out the windows blasting Bon Jovi and the Smashing Pumpkins while eating canned beats, pickles and Triscuits.

Hey guys, grab the cooler and your CD collection - We're going SAMPERCAITING.

by Man In Blue September 21, 2009

air shit seperator

When you think you have to fart but liquid comes out instead because you air shit seperator {a.s.s} failed. (along the same terms as a shart)

Pete ran to change his boxers when his air shit seperator failed.

by Spanking Veruca November 14, 2007

Sexpert

A person who has a skill that they are so great and expert at that it make you want to have sex with them for that reason

Jimmy is such a sexpert at football that i could do shameful things to that bod.

by Byodan March 8, 2009

sempertize

grow fast
grow fast

the flowers in the garden, are sempertizing rapidly

by vaheed ojjati June 21, 2005

(Two words used seperately) Neva and Always

Neva= meaning that an action did not take place or a statement was never spoken.
Always= meaning that an action definitely did take place or a statement was definitely voiced about an opinion.

Shawn:You told shawna I said she was ugly!

John: Neva did I tell her dat you said she was ugly. Always did I tell her you said she was cute.

by Jaycen Winters November 18, 2003