Goop Scooper

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.

Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!

by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022

Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

Stuff Scoopers

A colloquial or humorous term for utensils resembling spoons, typically used to scoop, serve, or transfer various types of food or other substances.

I couldn’t find any clean spoons, so I busted out the backup stuff scoopers and ate cereal like a champion.

by Moxidoctor June 13, 2025

short-sleeve scoopdaddies'

Shorts and/or other various assorted short pants up to and including clam diggers and capris.

Yo, those short-sleeve scoopdaddies' be extra hype!

by Peter Walter Travis July 31, 2010

The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

Cleveland Poop Scooper

When performing a Cleveland Steamer and the female (bottom) partner uses her hands to gather and hold the scat between her breasts, ensuring proper long-term fecal lubrication rather than devolving to general messiness.

Wow! Marlena is the epitome of a Cleveland Poop Scooper. We didn't even get any shit on her sheets when she insisted on going for half the night.

by NDeviations June 5, 2016

Finna Get Swooped

Someone who has a feeling their girlfriend/boyfriend is about to be finessed by another person.

Joe: Max I almost got my girl swooped by that one guy
Max: You’re Finna Get Swooped

by PegasusMX May 27, 2018