Scott Kazmir

A promising lefty pitcher who got traded by the Mets for some guy who can't throw strikes and has a shitload of arm problems.

5 shutout innings. What do you have to say for yourself Wilpon? Prepared to be cursed by the Curse of Scott Kazmor!

by somedude August 25, 2004

Doctor Scott

Doctor Scott (born in the early 1980's) is the stage name of Scott Winter. Winter, a rapper from San Francisco's Sunset District, is known as much for his looks and exotic women, as he is for his eclectic music. Well remembered for his musical dedications to large women, also referred to as SSBBW's. Such songs include "2 Tickets" and "Foreplay 2 FourWay". He most recently teamed up with San Leandro standout YB to release the album "Welcome 2 Hollyweird".

My favorite song is 'Pop Music Killed My Baby' by Doctor Scott & Dick Swift

by Tony Ceto July 6, 2007

Penelope Scott

A Musician that makes music based on memes and gen z culture, being separated from others by the pure anger in her songs.

Penelope Scott Released her new album Hazards did you hear it? It’s really poggers.

by WilburSootSimp September 5, 2021

Scottish

the standard by which all else is judged.

<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>

by GothiousRex December 17, 2004

Scott

When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.

Monica: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced.

Rob: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.

by Millhouse's Dog April 19, 2011

Scottie Pippen

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013

scott brown

noun. A hardcore producer and DJ from Scotland. His record label, Evolution Records, has put out a number of highly successful releases. Scott Brown also produces a mix cd for the "Bonkers" compliation series.

"scott brown's kick drums are fucking *HARD* man! how does he get em to sound like that?"

by Olly J February 23, 2005