Shit Splash

When you're taking a dump and your shit smacks the water hard, rather than diving down, causing a splash.

Man, I was in the bathroom washing my hands and then I heard a shit splash from the stall.

by DuckyDumbDumb March 11, 2011

Melee Slasher

Melee Slasher is a genre of video games based mainly around melee combat with weapon tracers, this includes games such as Mount and Blade, Mordhau, Chivalry: Medieval Warfare, Age of Chivalry, Mirage: Arcan Warfare etc.

Mount and Blade IS a Melee Slasher.

by grichie May 6, 2020

slash

verb: To take a piss. Mainly english slang.

Mate i gotta go for a slash

by Wissboy June 18, 2004

slashdot

One of the earliest and arguably most successful examples of Internet democracy. The self-proclaimed "news for geeks" site (this can have a bad connotation for some, and a good one for others) features news that may have interest to Internet junkies. Unlike the dictatorship-like models that most web sites use, Slashdot is a functional democracy. The officials post news, and it is commented upon by users. However, some also believe that this use of democracy is also a bad thing. Slashdot is somewhat famous for its irrelevant and highly opinionated comments from members. Oftentimes, the information presented by said members is inaccurate and based on incorrect understanding. This has led to heated discussions as to whether or not Slashdot, is in fact, a viable democracy; however, thus far, it appears that the answer is for the most part "yes". It does, in fact, function as a democracy, as flame-ridden and questionable as its comments may be. Those who expect a site lacking boilerplate may be disappointed, but so far, no other Internet democracy has been as successfully active as Slashdot. While mumblings about more sites fashioned off it have been heard, most of such sites fail because they do not realize that democracy does not necessarily mean quality. It is a lesson that Slashdot teaches, however revolutionary it may be.

"Slashdot is a good example of Internet democracy and democracy in general. It reminds people that democracy is a lot more difficult than it may sound." -The Unwritten Book of Internetisms, 2001

by Trafton October 25, 2003

ankle slasher

People who hide under your car in a parking lot or other parking space with some long sharp object (like a sword) and slash at your ankles to cripple you and then hop out and rob you, or rape you, or take whatever you want, cause you are in pain, and can't move from the ankle injury.

Jeff wanted to rob the poor old lady who was shopping in Wal*Mart, so he hid under her Lamborghini with a sword, and when she walked by, he slashed her ankles, and snatched the purse full of ratchet money. He snatched the ratch, cause you know, if it's ratchet, then you snatch it. He was an ankle slasher.

by Sittin'onAtoilet February 18, 2014

Splash Zone

The correct distance that should be between you and the guy in the next urinal.

The distance is often a single empty urinal.

Distance varies depending on the person's comfort level.

Dude! That guy violated the Splash zone and was gazing at my junk!

I feel like I need a shower after that guy sprayed all over the splash zone!

by HungryToast June 17, 2007

blue splash rash

The subsequent rash one develops after dropping a load into a freshly cleaned honey-bucket. The lack of feces to break your sizable log's fall in the freshly pumped toilet allows the loaf to splash the blue chemical cocktail in the bottom up into your browneye, hence causing a rash.

Watch out Doug - they just pumped the honey-bucket. There's not the usual volcano of half-digested burritos from the landscapers in there to break the fall. You're just lookin' for a case of Blue Splash Rash.

by Billy B August 24, 2006