turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 22, 2014

scissor of lesbians

A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.

Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.

by hubbles lake March 20, 2020

Scissor eyes

When a trifling fool gives you a dirty look; A kin to side eye

If that girl doesn't stop giving me scissor eyes, I'm gonna walk over and slap them shut for her.

by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016

Scissor Dick

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.

Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?

by Techno God December 18, 2021

scissor shack

A place of residence for lesbian women where they often mush vag.

Come on down to the Scissor Shack where the young ladies come for scissorin'!

by BabysLastBreath September 23, 2012

Circum-scissor

The act of putting your balls in between a woman's legs and clamping her legs in a squeezing matter, thus crushing the scrotom.

"I don't need a condom, because I got a circum-scissor!"

by Birdman1 October 16, 2013

scissor house

A house where many lesbians live together.

The house next door is a scissor house now that Abby and all her lesbian girlfriends are living there together.

by HannibalSmithandBA May 22, 2022