schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005

schlong basket

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.

That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.

by substr October 7, 2008

Congo Schlongo

A large penis, not necessarily of a black man.

Your mum is craving for congo schlongo.

by bitchmasterb October 28, 2010

scion

Scion is a Toyota automobile brand meant to appeal to young, naive buyers. Scions are econo boxes with a huge emphasis on the word "box." The typical Scion automobile is boxy, unimaginative, boring, and front-wheel drive. Being front-wheel drive, they are cheap to manufacture and performance is lousy. Because Scions tend to literally be boxes on wheels, development costs are also very low. No high-paid mechanical engineers, automotive designers, or expensive CAD software is needed. With a price comparable to competing automobiles, Scion's profit margin is very high thanks to its low production costs.

Dude, check out that Scion! When did Frigidaire start making cars?!

by Eric Murry January 13, 2008

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

schlong

Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."

I showed her my schlong.

by Masen April 24, 2006

Schlonze

Sexy bitch, that is easy to fuck.

Harry: Look at this bitch.
Felix: Jeah, nice schlonze.

by king netguru June 11, 2009