Schemmerage

When you hemorrhage a massive, custard like consistency, foul smelling feces in your pants

"After she had a burrito from Chipotle, she Schemmeraged her knickers"

by Shadow7979 October 2, 2017

schlemovitz

When something is kind of slimey but also really cool

The name Gleb is so slimey sounding but also cool, oh it’s so schlemovitz

by SomeDyde September 4, 2018

Schtewie

A person who carries out sketchy tasks for another person; being of assistance to a friend or peer.

Brian's schtewie used his technology skills to delete an offensive text message from a co-workers phone.

by Morty Silver October 15, 2018

schemiest

whomever is the most schemey

i.e. Jack is the schemiest bitch alive.

by toonce’s tuccis July 28, 2019

Schleme

All things cum related.

I’m going to schleme my pants.

Dude, I am totally covered in schleme right now.

by SchlemeMaster69 August 27, 2019

schema hormintz

The "schema hormintz" is executed when you are hiding in your own smoke to confuse the enemy players. It is used in the videogame "Counter Strike Global Offensive"

Did you see what s1mple just did?
Yeah, it's called schema hormintz, 200iq play if you ask me.

by PlayboiZsolti December 2, 2020

Schlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn, that frat brother really is a schlemortz for only letting the whales in.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 16, 2021