by RedstoneTrippy August 15, 2018
Get the schoolmug. The biggest waste of time on the planet. It sucks up taxpayer dollars, time, sleep, happiness, and your childhood, and outputs bullies, drugs, and homework. You are taken there by a yellow monstrosity known as a bus, and are forced to sit patiently as it picks up other kids. The majority of these 'kids' are morons who play loud music, yell and cuss, talk about sex, throw trash, disrespect authority, pretend to be tough, and eat hot cheetos. With such 'powerful' people on the bus, you will somehow end up getting harassed and picked on. It is virtually impossible to do homework, study, sleep, relax, or focus on anything outside of blankly staring ahead wishing you were somewhere else. Once you are off the bus, you enter into your school where your ass begins to develop lumps of what look like malign cancer due to sitting in a hard, plastic chair all day. After several periods in hell, you get to arrive at the cafeteria, where you can enjoy half-cooked frozen food that looks like it was taken straight out of a swamp and put in the microwave for half an hour. If you trip and spill food on yourself, consider your high-school career over. Skills that could easily be picked up by a robot are instead thrown as responsibilities onto you so that instead of doing something valuable with your time, you can be learning quadratic formulas from Sal Khan. In conclusion, school was the combined vision of Satan and the American education system.
by RollyPolly657 January 12, 2021
Get the schoolmug. by wolfzo February 21, 2022
Get the schoolmug. A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.
Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.
by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. A place that wastes energy and is a dungeon from hell, also 48% of what you learn is fucking pointless.
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain
by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 12, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.
by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016
Get the schoolmug. he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain
by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011
Get the Schoolmug.