cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

by flogger up January 13, 2010

Ex-induced schizophrenia

A newly discovered way of developing schizophrenia.

The doctor diagnosed me, she say I'm suffering from Ex-induced schizophrenia.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

curt schilling

Kick ass pitcher for the red sox who absolutely OWNS the yankees and is the best pitcher around.

Wow, Curt Schilling beat the yankees again last night.

by rtripper April 21, 2005

curt schilling

A future hall of fame right-hand pitcher for the boston red sox,arizona diamondbacks, and philadelphia phillies. Although he is a great pitcher, he ruins his reputation as a good pitcher with his loud mouth. Curt Schilling is a drama queen who faked a bloody ankle as an excuse just in case he ended up losing to the yankees (a real team). He always tries to get people to love him, but most never do and never will.

Tom: Do you want to fake sick to get out of gym class today?
Bob: Who do you think I am Curt Schilling?!?

by G-Bansk April 28, 2005

Schilling

verb - The act of overdosing on butter; to overdose on butter.

Yo, bro, why were you in the hospital?" "Bro, I totally just Schilling'd at that party last night." "Whoa, didn't know it was humanly possible to consume that much butter. Total Schilling.

by MrRom92 May 15, 2011

Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.

John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!

by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011

schizopilled

when you listen to the voices and do what they say

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schizopilled isn't real don't take your meds listen to the voices and do what they say

by legalize nuclear warheads June 2, 2023