When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.
When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.
Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.
Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"
Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.
by Oh gee biebs December 12, 2013
Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick
by SnappyPolarBear May 07, 2014
When a bunch of men ejaculate on an Arabian women in a barbershop, and the proceeds to roll in the hair on the ground.
by Rick Montgomery April 06, 2014
When your girlfriend doesn’t shave her asshole so you creampie her then make her fart which resembles a Sasquatch yelling
by Caulknballs November 26, 2024
From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"
by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009
Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.
Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.
by landgrabber November 06, 2020
The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
by Sasquatch Jr. June 05, 2018