I felt a degree of shartenfruede when Albert went to let one rip in the kitchen only to find that there was more than anal wind coming out of his a-hole. It was a cue to change his undies.
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A catastrophic, German-engineered shart.
Not just a fart gone wrong – a biological weapon of mass destruction, forged in the depths of your colon and deployed without warning in a public setting (usually a bus, airplane, or during sex).
A Shartenfurtz is so powerful it transcends languages:
- In English: “shit + fart”
- In German: “Furz = fart”
- In human experience: “trauma”
First documented in a legendary fake Bild newspaper headline:
“Indiamann ploppen Shartenfurtz im Autobus – ‘Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!’”
Not just a fart gone wrong – a biological weapon of mass destruction, forged in the depths of your colon and deployed without warning in a public setting (usually a bus, airplane, or during sex).
A Shartenfurtz is so powerful it transcends languages:
- In English: “shit + fart”
- In German: “Furz = fart”
- In human experience: “trauma”
First documented in a legendary fake Bild newspaper headline:
“Indiamann ploppen Shartenfurtz im Autobus – ‘Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!’”
- “Dude, I sneezed mid-squat and unleashed a full Shartenfurtz. The gym is closed now.”
- “Grandpa thought it was a fart… turns out it was a Shartenfurtz. We had to burn the recliner.”
- “Grandpa thought it was a fart… turns out it was a Shartenfurtz. We had to burn the recliner.”
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