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Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."
Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.
by AshDrea May 21, 2010
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sanchez eater

a thick pompous mustache usually sported by overrated western actors and 70's porn stars capable of consuming other inferior sanchez's
Sam Elliot has a monumental sanchez eater in the movie tombstone
by jagonanyone May 17, 2008
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Piglet Sanchez

When a man uses the top of his ear to rub the end of a womans anus after she has just shit. He then rubs the discharge on a friends upper lip because he was probably watching anyways. "dirty piglet Sanchez"
My girlfriend doesn't know it, but she is going to get a piglet Sanchez for valentines day. My boy will be in the closet.
by Dj zack attack February 25, 2011
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Hiccup sanchez

The act of giving a dirty sanchez to someone with the hiccups
Bill: So you gave her a dirty sanchez?

Ryan: Yeah, and she had the hiccups too

Bill: So you gave her a hiccup sanchez

Ryan: Hells yeah
by Got Money N. Hoez March 6, 2011
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sourcream sanchez

applying a huge gob of sourcream under a unsuspecting victims nose with your first and middle finger while they are preparing any dinner fare with sourcream in it, then as they shake their head in disgust you loudly yell "sourcream sanchez"
While junior was making up his soft taco at dinner last night steven snuck up behind him reached around the front of his face and smeared him up with a sourcream sanchez.
by murfmann November 14, 2009
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Velvet Sanchez

Ordering a drink- "I'll have a Velvet Sanchez."
by Eowynz November 11, 2010
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Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.
The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.
by MontgomeryQ March 25, 2009
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