Salt Shaming

When you shame someone for putting salt on something.
Tina: OMG, that popcorn has enough salt already!
Jenn: Stop salt shaming Tina!
by Yamyogurt May 18, 2015
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spilled the salt

The act of a male producing a puddle of cum in a females belly button, then she "spills the salt" while getting up and the cum spills into her vagina causing bad luck as she becomes pregnant.
Rachel: "Elijah, I'm pregnant"
Elijah: "pregnant? We didn't even have sex"
Rachel: "well, I must've 'spilled the salt' after you came in my belly button"
by Razzy Revert January 20, 2017
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Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.
I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.
by Wafflehoff June 05, 2016
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Salt fork

Putting salt on your penis and stabbing others repeatedly.
by Marginallyclean July 04, 2016
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dad's salt

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.
Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!
by killer diller miller April 17, 2004
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Pound Salt

A kind way of telling someone that they should get lost, go away, or simply to go fuck themselves.
by Bow Tie January 30, 2011
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brow salt

the white salty powder that accumulates on the eyebrows during the day, particularly if one has especially active sweat glands
The salt shaker was empty that night, so Jimbo rubbed a finger across his brow and licked some brow salt before each bite.
by moldyoldies December 01, 2009
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