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wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.
Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!
by K1974 May 4, 2018
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The Hurst Rudder

The HurstThe Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
The Hurst Rudder. Getting a haircut while jerking off and someone grabs your elbow.
by Not hurst February 5, 2021
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Rudder

Beer drinking, good timing, son of a bitch biker who enjoys long winding road’s and dive bars. Originally coined in Southeast Ohio, and often confused with the term “Rutter”, Which is incorrectly used as it is a surname in the area
Wake your ass up, let’s go meet the rest of the rudders And go fuck shit up on the motorcycles today!
by Rudder75 June 12, 2018
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Left rudder

Gay, homosexual. Used in the 1940’s.
I always knew my uncle Bob was left rudder.
by Dfword May 5, 2022
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Rummaging Rudder

When one shits too hard, it causes their whole ass to move
Q: BRUH, that Wendy’s 4 for $4 made me destroy your toilet

L: BRUH, you just had a Rummaging Rudder
by Rick’n’ Roll July 1, 2020
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Mustang Rudder

The act of storing your Ford Mustang keys in your crotch, so that your boyfriend must fish them out to drive your diva ass home
Matt was at a car show and his boyfriend had to mustang rudder his keys to get home. Everyone came home a winner.
by Mr. V the og July 9, 2019
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