Split Roast

A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.

Me and my brother just split roasted our mom on stage last night.

by aero.lib September 19, 2016

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Roastbeeftopus

An {octopus that resides in a tub, and will slap anyone trying to use the bathroom that does not have roast beef for him. He never leaves the tub unless very coerced, but he will alyways return. He always does....

An octopus that likes roastbeef and likes to bitchslap people with his tentacles

by Joe Gorski December 17, 2004

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Roasted

When you get burned so bad you rethink your life.

Just got roasted son.

by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017

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roast

What millennials use to describe insulting someone a.k.a 'roasting' someone

Boyyyy(roaster): Boi check out dem Skechers, y'know dis shit aint 2008.
Audience: Dayum! Dat's a dayum good roast!

by @realdolanddump July 4, 2018

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Roasty Jeremiah

When you light your old friend on fire at home depot

"We saw someone pulling Roasty Jeremiah last night!"

by DEMONPANDACATTHING January 15, 2021

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roast beef

Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.

Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.

by hunglikehuang February 28, 2009

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