A Classy rimjob

Receiving a rimjob while wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.

A classy rimjob/ John’s hat and cigar were the only things he could find to wear for a rimjob party

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FIRE ANTS RIMJOB

It is the best way to STRIKE UP a wonderful rapport with FIRE ANTS.

I need to tell THE CHAINSMOKERS that a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB is a no fail NATURAL SEX ACT of forever attraction of these very intelligent creatures.

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When you take a shit and the water splashes so hard directly on your asshole that it becomes clean enough you don't have to wipe anymore.

Joe: Have you ever used a bidet?
Jeff: I didn't need it, i got the Poseidon's RimJob!

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To slather peanut butter over another mans ass and hole (PREFERABLY A MAN BUT COULD BE A WOMAN), and to slowly, sensually lick it all up.

Mike gave me a crunchy "Peanut Butter Rimjob" last night, my asshole is bleeding like the dickens!
"Damn man"

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A form of self pleasure involving licking ones own anus.

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Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than from those from foreign countries.

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A form of self pleasure involving licking ones own anus.

Have you tried locally sourced rimjobs?

Locally sourced rimjobs taste better than those from foreign bodies.

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