Reed Story

noun: an awesome story with no climax whatsoever that all your friends will laugh at because its lack of everything.

Reed: "So guys, the other day, I went to the store to get some pants, but I ended up not getting any pants."

Friends: "That was a Reed story...."

by dumbledore00 September 25, 2011

Receding Ass Syndrome

A fictitious condition that is used to insult someone who's backside is straight as a board. The person the joke is about usually is wearing pants that makes them look like they have no ass at all. The person may also end up with the nickname R.A.S. - Pronounced Rass.

Hey...Hey, Dude! Look at that chick!

Yeah, man. She looks like she's suffering from Receding Ass Syndrome.

Sister: What do you want?

Brother: I just wanted to see how bad your condition has gotten, R.A.S.

by Dregyn August 23, 2011

Reeeeeet

How you should respond to every single text, call and question you get asked.

Stranger: You’re a bitch hehe
You: Reeeeeet

Teacher: You failed the whole school year
You: Reeeeeet

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Will you marry me
You: Reeeeeet

by Reeeeeettttt May 30, 2019

REEEE

The excessive screaming of a small child.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ThatOneGuyOnThisSite March 2, 2020

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The autist’s war cry

“Hey let’s bully the autist again!”
(Autist overhears conversation)
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by ThatREEEEEEEEEEE March 11, 2020

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is used by reeeee kid from joshdub but i just like saying it

Kid:*falls of bike*
other kid:hahahahahaha!!!
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Idk but REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 9, 2020

rEeEeEeEeEeE

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beeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr rEeEeEeEeEeErEeEeEeEeEeE

by Lord Mj September 18, 2020