The Reaper Report

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.

Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

by MonkeyFather August 05, 2014

Reaper/acg

Reaper is a internet comm kid.
Who lies about his age and only pulls online girls
He got ran by a girl

Yours acting like reaper/acg

Noo i don't cheat on girls

by Soy won November 12, 2023

Grim reaper

Lil Reese

Yo u hear about the grim reaper
Yeah I heard he lil reese n nem

by ChiefKeefsDraco January 30, 2021

Grim Reaper

Nickname given to Senator Mitch McConnell because every piece of legislation sent his way is guaranteed certain death.

That bill will never pass the senate so long as the Grim Reaper is in office.

by Captain Kletorez December 28, 2020

grim reaper

Henry.

E de an grim reaper?

by M222Z May 03, 2018

Reaper's Run

A voyage in Sea of Thieves (a popular Microsoft exclusive title developed by RARE) that can haul in more loot than any regular run purchased from Order of the Souls, Gold Hoarders, or Merchant Alliance. A Reaper's Run, if done correctly, can earn you unique prizes as well.

K got the Glowing Reaper Sail from a Reaper's Run

by DaddySauceKing March 20, 2019

Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019