dick riding

a person who seeks attention and is 24/7 talking or supporting someone that doesn’t know them.

mfs be dick riding for clout and its sad

by da shoe bandit August 14, 2021

riding the dolphin.

Means to masterbate. The dolphin being pleasure and my masterbating you are riding this pleasure. from old english when english navy men would go to the caribbean and ride dolphins for pleasure after being at war.

Man 1:I thought you were going to call me last night?
Man 2: sorry i fell asleep after riding the dolphin.

by ponthedon. May 6, 2009

riding the couch

to lie motionless on the couch for hours, with no intention of moving.

"dude, you wanna go to the club?"
"no, i am tired and will be riding the couch tonite'

by Terri s May 29, 2007

Riding the Yeti

To have intimate relations with a woman with an unshaven or unkempt genitalia.

I hooked up with this hottie at the club last night, but instead of a landing strip, I ended up riding the yeti.

by MichaelVario February 21, 2013

riding the bench

sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.

by Jimmigan November 10, 2013

riding the rooster

The burning sensation from ass fucking someone who has eaten a lot of Sriracha sauce.

“Hey bro, you hookup with that hot little gaysian last night?”
“Yeah man, I was totally riding the rooster after we got back from the bar.”
“Ouch. Well he was worth it.”
“Fuck yeah, bro.”

by Shiggles July 16, 2014

Riding the bull

Riding the bull is when you're having sex with a really hot chick, tell her that you have AIDS. then see how long you can stay on untill she kicks you off.

i was riding the bull last night, i stayed on 8 seconds

by Kyle Samuelson June 19, 2006