by Beia69 January 26, 2019

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.
Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.
by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......
by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

by benjani November 28, 2019

Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.
by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.
I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!
by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018
