Cunt punt

When you aggressively kick a girl in the vagina simply for being a cunt.

Yo tasia is such a bitch. I am going to cunt punt her.

by Beia69 January 26, 2019

Cunt Punt

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018

punt-o'clock

The designated time to hit the pub with the boys to send this week's pay check on the donkeys and pan lickers. Usually occurs on pay day but is subject to change depending on financial positions. KICK... KICK.... KICK......

"it's punt-o'clock boys"
"hope the pay checks are in cuz it's punt-o'clock"

by Dennnyyy August 8, 2019

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box

i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar

by benjani November 28, 2019

punt rat

Any very small dog, such as a chihuahua or dachshund, that stands just tall enough for you to get your foot under and punt it.

"That damn chihuahua is just punt rat!"

by NonPC Fox April 28, 2008

cunt punt

just another dumb way immature dudes will use a football reference to describe kicking chics in the lady parts.

I've landes the most kicks to chics in their vaginas. I'm the reigning cunt punt champion. MVP MOST CUNT PUNTS LANDED!!!

by SuezeeSmurd November 7, 2018