puke

What happened that time in seventh grade when you walked in on your parents.

"Hey, guys. I need... What are you two doing? OH MY GOD ARE YOU...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!(puke)

by Big Jew March 17, 2007

Pokey

Used to push down the contents of a joint so you can roach it, or twist the end up

Mate giv' us a pokey to finish this off

by Smoke November 23, 2004

Pokey Stick

A "Pokey Stick" is a thin, flexible, slightly stiff wire used to clear the small aperatures (holes/openings or air passages) in pipes, bongs, vaporizers and or other pot-smoking instruments or appliances. Resins and other debris often block or clog up tiny air passages and the Pokey Stick can un-block them to enable continued use of a pipe, etc ... between periodic deep-cleanings. While many kinds of thin wire can work as a Pokey Stick, it's preferred to have a somewhat stiff wire, such as is used for hat pins (generally hardened brass, silver, nickel silver, gold). The wire should be long (6" to 12") and approximately 18-gauge (1mm or 0.045" diameter). Often, Pokey Sticks will have some unique or attractive decoration at the "holding" end. Long hat pins can make great Pokey Sticks. A Pokey Stick can be a useful ... even essential ... tool in your stoner paraphernalia kit. :)

My Pokey Stick is super-handy tool when I just wanna unclog my pipe, vape or bong to make it usable, and I don't have time to thoroughly clean it.

by gr8pop December 12, 2012

Tactical Puke

Making yourself vomit to relieve alcohol related feelings of sickness

Had one serious tactical puke this morning

by dsheezy May 11, 2011

puker

An extremely intense circuit-style workout session, typically involving one or more of the following pieces of equipment: kettlebell, sandbag, sledgehammer, tractor tire, thick ropes, or heavy medicine balls. The word derives from the fact that the person may exhibit either emesis or a burning sensation of vomit in the back of the throat, during or after the workout.

That MMA fighter has been beasting out pukers almost every day to train for his fight.

by Trainer87 July 14, 2010

Te Puke Thunder

Te Puke Thunder is weed, kush that originates from the Te Puke Valley on the north island of New Zealand. It gets the Thunder name not only cause it sounds good but because its cristalized.

"Bro do you have some Te Puke Thunder??"
"you want some TPT cuz?"

by #That Guy# April 23, 2008

Pokey Bum Cry Wank

A thoroughly modern form of vigorous self-pleasure enjoyed by the east London sexual elite.

This wildly popular practice centers around three activities: Poking, Crying and Wanking; and two erogenous zones: the genitals and the anus (cllql. dirty rubber ring, bumlips).

A PBCW aficionado lifts one leg (much like an animal relieving its bladder or a sumo wrestler) and brutally rams the index or 'poking' finger into their rear entrance.

Next, they begin to manhandle their rude bits until they are tumescent. Balance can often prove an issue, which is why many PBCW fans club together and rent ballet practice spaces, using the rails and mirrors for support and guidance.

At this point, the sheer pleasure of the mixed sensations experienced usually produces tears of joy, but a willing PBCW partner can be employed to add Crying - the final element of the activity - by hurling vicious insults at the PBCWer or swiping at their nuts or nipples with a handy kitchen utensil.

Jenny: I'm off to the chiropractor again today.

Joe: Why?

Jenny: Both hands cramped in the middle of a mean Pokey Bum Cry Wank session and I had to open the front door with with my feet and crab-walk to my neighbour's place naked to get help.

by Editor, PBCW TODAY October 28, 2010