Piss Puddle 

A small deposit of urine, left elsewhere than the appropriate facilities.

You are just like a piss puddle, even the person who left you here won't admit to your existence.

Piss Puddle by Your Mom In A Handbasket November 13, 2002

Fuck puddle 

When a male cums and it leaves a puddle.

Girl: Cody why did you leave a fuck puddle on my bed?

Cody: I didn't want to cum in you and get you preggo.

Fuck puddle by Battle #1 December 2, 2009

Puddle jumping 

Taking short flights by airplane.

I spent last month puddle jumping between New York and Boston.

Puddle jumping by trapclap February 8, 2017

puddle jumping 

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

puddle jumping by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

puddler

The same with "gay". Puddler is a man, who mixes loam. And loam is the same with shit. So it means that man fuck another man in his ass, mixing his shit.

He is a fuckin' puddler = He is a homosexual.

puddler by Alisher May 9, 2008

Puddle Cheater 

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%

I can not help you. You are a puddle cheater who cares for drugs and women with a love pipe.

Puddle Cheater by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020

Tongue Puddle 

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

Tongue Puddle by JamesH1995 October 17, 2011