Pringels

Not to be confused with Pringles (the popular chips).

Pringels are a type of snack similar to Pringles in texture, while the taste is usually butt or cum flavor.

When ingested, after quite some time (30 to 50 seconds), they will give a powerful and explosive diarrhea.

After shitting usually the butthole will hurt for at least 1 hour.

Also there's a sexual practice consisting of putting Pringels up your ass.

"I ate too much Pringels, now I'm having a very powerful diarrhea"

"I want to put a Pringle up my butt"

by pringel-man July 7, 2023

Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

Prison Pringles

Slang used in jails/prisons to describe genital warts.

Prisoner: That last bitch I fucked gave me prison pringles.

by dumpstergod556 November 8, 2019

Guatemalan Praying Mantis

Identification: Guatemalan Mantises (guat mantids) are among the nastiest hood rats found in the general population. Adults range from 5 to 6 ft long, are dark, & usually brown, or yellowish (jaundice-drug or alcohol use). The females have big boobs & big front arms consisting of long jagged nails to attack sexual competition & random hoes. The male tends to be tatted, drunk & high on drugs. The vernacular/tone of this mantis consists of yelling & belligerence. Their large heads can rotate about 180 degrees & have large, bulging eyes. The term “Praying” comes from a common occurrence of vomiting on the weekends.

Lookalikes: Guat Mantids are not distinctive & can be confused with other mantids such as the Mexican & Puerto Rican variety. But the Guat genus is far more lazy, violent & volatile than it’s Mexican cousin, relating closer to its Puerto Rican relative.

Life Cycle: The Guat genus does not typically live a long life. The males succumb to gang violence, drug overdoses, & domestic abuse. The female tends to live longer than the male. It drains the lifeblood, bank accounts & credit cards of its mate slowly, & instead of decapitating it’s mate like other mantises, it’s aggressive & confrontational to the rest of the mantis population, further alienating its mate.

Habitat: Unfortunately, infestations of Guat Mantids are found throughout N. America, but you can primarily find them at terrible bars, clubs, & the streets. They lurk in the shadows waiting for prey to arrive.

Heard your friend George married a Guatemalan Praying Mantis. I hope he’s ready for a life of misery, craziness and isolation.

by bertrando1 May 23, 2023

the last pringle

Your last dollar

I would have bought that homeless guy a beer but I was down to the last pringle.

by Holden234 April 10, 2016

Single as a Pringle day

This a holiday made for single ppl only and it’s gonna be celebrated the day after Valentine’s Day feb 15th

Today is single as a Pringle day it’s February 15

by A 2020 just happened February 16, 2021

Praying Mantis

Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.

I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!

by Biatch551 September 18, 2005