Pont

Derogatory term used to describe a liar

"I won $300 last night"
"Shut the fuck up you Pont"

by Hall99 June 19, 2016

Ponts

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts

1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something

by I made up the best word EVER June 17, 2019

Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

pontenella

Having intercourse, as a squirel would, with a baby's soft spot

A PONTENELLA baby-head fucker

by Jabib "Ponenella baby fucker" Porter November 8, 2008

Pontoof

A type of mens & womans slippers

"Hey did you see those awesome his & her pontoofs in SuperTroopers?"

by PotsdamPolecat August 17, 2011

phont

A visual text style used in instant messaging, message boards, etc. Except it looks a whole lot better than everyone else's.

OMG MY PHONT IS SO |337!!!

by Wes the pirate September 9, 2005

Pontourage

A congregation consisting of any one of the following types of people - Poncy namby pamby rich boys wet pants self-important, prissy up-themselves conceited pink shirt wearing, homophobic , nancy boy, cry baby, arrogant, big-headed, boastful, cocky, egocentric, high-and-mighty, inflated, im so cool, stuck-up, toffee nose tartlets, too too wearing up tight broke back mountain fudge packing, man meat loving, prostate milking brown nosing, look at me, portraying or displaying theatrical or god like presence believing that their own shit doesn’t stink

Hey look at that gathering (Pontourage) of loud mouth hot shit show offs, only thinking about them selves and how important they are. In there imaginary high class status of life

by P. Percivle Poo Pants the Turd August 1, 2009