Professor

A guy who you feel nervous around and have confusing feelings for (aka a secret code name for your crush)

I feel so confused around the professor

by Rayford Campbell January 22, 2022

Methics Professor

Someone who is ambivalent to another's drug use.

Who am I to tell you not to do drugs, your Methics Professor?

by Bobbyhino June 2, 2023

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021

Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.

Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."

by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010

That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.

“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”

by RussianBae October 20, 2022