Peemonkey

Monkeys that pee.

The Peemonkey peed on the tree.

by maydaylove August 1, 2011

Premoistral

A state in which a female is angry and horny at the same time.

"We did it after a huge fight because I was so premoistral"

by Moisty August 15, 2012

Premo

Prem/emo. A Premo is a person who is a prem and an emo.

She is a Premo.

by The Girl Who Knows It all. November 7, 2012

premonish

to have a premonition/presentiment of.

Are we all premonishing the Doomsday of December 21, 2012 as predicted (or not) by the Mayans?

by uttam maharjan November 26, 2012

preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.

I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.

by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017

Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.

A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.

by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018

Premo

A nicer word for saying gay/homosexual

When explaining it don’t say the definition say “just don’t be one”

Chris, Aj and Jacob are premos

by Wheathan studder November 12, 2018