Palinize

When someone answers a question without any form of intelligence or foresight. In an attempt to divert from giving a correct answer and in the process sounding unintelligible.

"Hey mat, have you seen my 50 dollars I left on the counter?"
"Well Tia, im not going to answer that question the way you want me to , but doggonit, I betcha, if we put our heads together we can come to some conclusion as to why money is even green to begin with."
"Mat , do me a favor and don't Palinize me!

by Atia Breen March 22, 2009

palindrone

A rambling or incoherent speech made by a politician, which makes as much sense backwards as forwards.

This word is a pun on the word "palindrome" (a sentence which reads the same backwards as forwards), constructed from Sarah Palin (the 2008 Republican candidate for Vice President) and "drone" (monotonous speech).

Here's an example of a palindrone, as uttered by Sarah Palin herself: "I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we are blessed with that vote of the American people and are elected to serve and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend the American people." (Interview with Charlie Gibson, 9/11/2008)

Did you hear that clip of George Bush on "The Daily Show" last night? It was one long palindrone.

by Mr. Memento December 9, 2008

Paris-Palin

When a woman (especially a white woman) who acts like Paris Hilton (sleeps around, takes drugs, parties extremely hard, very wild, impossible to control), and then one day tries to act like Sarah Palin (Christian, stuck up, acts like she is better than everybody else, passes judgment on everyone else, conservative, fake role model) like she has never done anything wrong in her entire life.

You see that girl in the white dress, she went Paris-Palin, she doesn't know who her babies daddies are, but now tries to act like a preacher's wife.

by honkey501 June 26, 2009

Palineptitude

A self-explanatory term that defines the style of government the world can expect should Sarah Palin ever become President of the United States.

Reporter with a spitting problem: "Preliminarily, pundits are predicting that the public's fear of Palineptitude is the primary predicament for the GOP, which is pondering pulling its support for a Sarah Palin presidential campaign and picking a more plausible puppet."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

palined

1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"

by oh-geek January 20, 2009

pullin a palin

3. Try to get as much media coverage as you can as a Public Official...Then critisize those who factually check out your conduct, deeds and lack of intellectual capacity and hypocricy.

"Pullin a Palin"..Time Magazine Cover...NUT...Camera Shy? What Rhimes with Shore

by bunchman July 10, 2009

Palinfreude

Malicious pleasure taken from observing the newfound misery of Sarah Palin. See schadenfreude.

The Republican attack dogs have turned on their own. First they accused her of not knowing whether Africa is a continent. Now they're sending a team of lawyers to get back the $150,000 worth of clothes she bought on their dime.

What's the warm glow I'm feeling in the bottom of my heart?

That's palinfreude.

by colmoc March 24, 2009