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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.
"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."
by steverogerific March 8, 2015
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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Posting

a type of grinding in which one guy is supporting another guy who is grinded on.
i like posting at partys it is fun
by jelloshots-r-us December 24, 2007
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Pottering

1) The act of talking to or having relations with one of your friend's boyfriends/girlfriends.

2) Going behind your friend's back to date their ex.
Amanda was pottering around with her roommate's boyfriend.
by Azita Johnson III November 30, 2009
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Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.
Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.
by New Horizon February 27, 2011
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Shit Posting

posting shit, a general random area
by vanilladazzle November 8, 2016
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