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the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."
by bhrome April 4, 2004
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postsecret

a bogging website that is updated every sunday at 12:01
there are books with people's secrets in them, as well. a lot of times, people can relate to the secrets sent in.

it is a place where people send anonymous postcards too, postcards containing secrets.

some secrets are lame like: i actually do want you to live in florida

or
I love EDWARD CULLIN

others secrets are intense like: i think my father raped me when i was younger
postsecret.com
by loverlady03581 June 21, 2009
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posted

updated
by californiachic December 4, 2009
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pootle

A small, fluffy creature, often seen pootling along the ground.
"There goes a pootle, pootling along."
by Caroline April 12, 2005
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Postwench

When a dumb whore pours her guts out on the internet QQing about her feelings over and over again regardless of what anyone says or replies with.

Leaving just "tl;dr" to reply with.
Postwench: Well first off you have to realize that I was on my period, and I had just finished talking to my Mom, and she was really upset about some shit and I had watched a sad movie last night and I was feeling really upset.

You: tl;dr
by Mako like the Shark December 11, 2011
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posted like a mail box

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011
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Top Poster

Top posters are anyone that has been on the forums for a long time, and have nothing better to do with their life. Also known as "TP" They sit around all day posting new mindless threads, acting like they are all good friends with other TP's just to become more popular. If anyone else posts on their threads, they do nothing, but talk shit on them, with out even caring what they've said. TP's only like TP's, and nobody else. They then sit at home and do nothing, but worry about stupid HS shit, and waste their life by trying to see who is the hottest top poster, or asking what top poster has fucked what top poster. TP's are usually really big on the site www.plurlife.com
You shouldn't post on any threads the Top Posters are a bunch of trolls & grammer natzis!!

Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.

Do you even know any of those people in real life?

No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.
by yourfavoritetp September 19, 2010
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