porter

Porter. What a word to describe. Well, porters can be all types of people. The ones that I know of- 2 people- are both very athletic and are often so talented that they are put in teams with older people. They are always up to share their talents and are smart and good at art. They aren't the nicest people when you first meet them, but when they learn who you are and what you stand for, they always accept you. Once they start loving you, they never stop. Even when they are put through tough times, they put on a brave face. you can never tell when they are under stress or upset. Porters are some of the best people out there. And I'm lucky to know them. I will never forget the first time I met Porter.

A Porter is someone who never gives up on you, even when you have.

by Flanny Blanker-Koen March 19, 2020

Porter

Porter is usally a great person who is full of humer, he will always make you laugh no matter what. He has beautiful eyes and when ever you look at hkm its hard to look away. If you ever get yourself a Porter you should remind yourself about how lucky you are.He will always listen and is so nice and funny and will care about you so much.

Me "I literally will never love anyone besides my Porter"

You " I want someone like him in my life"

Me "You'll find your Porter one day"

by P and M forever October 22, 2018

Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut

porter

by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

ms porter

a slut who will fuck anyone in her way with a level 10 gyat with 10x recoil

Did you see ms porters GYATT it was bigger than ive ever seen
ms porter is such a slut

by the one who pegs February 11, 2024

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018

Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009