jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!

by james field April 6, 2020

Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

by blondey April 18, 2020

porter

Porter. What a word to describe. Well, porters can be all types of people. The ones that I know of- 2 people- are both very athletic and are often so talented that they are put in teams with older people. They are always up to share their talents and are smart and good at art. They aren't the nicest people when you first meet them, but when they learn who you are and what you stand for, they always accept you. Once they start loving you, they never stop. Even when they are put through tough times, they put on a brave face. you can never tell when they are under stress or upset. Porters are some of the best people out there. And I'm lucky to know them. I will never forget the first time I met Porter.

A Porter is someone who never gives up on you, even when you have.

by Flanny Blanker-Koen March 19, 2020

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut

porter

by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.

“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver

by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022

Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)

"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."

by Tuckmeat November 30, 2022