When you eat pancakes but suddenly become overwhelmed with a sense of paralysis. This usually happens when you eat too much pancakes.
by billyboyo September 29, 2013
Get the pancake paralysis mug.The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.
"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."
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noun, plural: ass paralyses
1. (Psychopathology). The inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent ass
1. (Psychopathology). The inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent ass
"C'mon Private! That leg injury ain't that bad!"
"It's not that, Colonel... It's Sgt. Courtney's ASS!"
"Awwww sheit. Pvt. Johnson's got ass paralysis!"
"It's not that, Colonel... It's Sgt. Courtney's ASS!"
"Awwww sheit. Pvt. Johnson's got ass paralysis!"
by ieatwhenimbored May 29, 2016
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Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
Usually used in a medical term for obesity, or diabetes
It was a case it 1982 where scientist found an abnormally large child whom was named bryan peralta, Bryan's parents abondaned him to escape the embarrasment from others.No one knows where Bryan is located today, some say you can see him in the streets of houston at 3 am looking for food in the garbage
Someone who is retarded
Has a below average intelegence
usually harasses women to get their social media
Blames women for his social failiures
by Donavan Williamsburg May 17, 2019
Get the Bryan Peralta mug.When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.
by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021
Get the Poo Paralysed mug.The mental state of being unable to start any individual task because one's "to do" list is so overwhelming. Instead, the person suffering from this condition can only sit there in a position of miserable futility, unwilling to begin so as to delay the increased feelings of hopelessness in their short-term future, knowing that try as they might, a morning's work (with no breaks) will barely a make a dent in their ridiculously excessive list of jobs and, by lunch-time, they'll feel no more satisfied than at present.
Dev: "You started that report yet? It's due Friday." Sandy: "I can't get going. I've got workload paralysis."
by ZimmyJay84 December 4, 2021
Get the workload paralysis mug.The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.
Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?
Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.
(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.
(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)
by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010
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