Popcorn Fritter

When you fill your mouth with popcorn to the point were you can not talk, and than proceed to give oral sex.

Jody gave me the best Popcorn Fritter last night, but i found my self peeing out kernels the next morning.

by Mood Strikes January 24, 2010

Death by Popcorn

The action of a Vietnam veteran with PTSD committing homicide due to hearing the sound of popcorn being microwaved

Jim: Hey did you hear what happened to Jaquanarius's brother
Bob: Yeah, I heard his dad went on a rampage through the park naked and ended up committing death by popcorn

by Kreliz's Mom September 11, 2016

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

Popcorn Gene

Noun; A woman who has a high probability to gain lots of weight after having children

Stephany is cute but she carries the popcorn gene

by Chiquemagnet October 13, 2017

popcorn bride

A girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.

Bro, look at that girls arms, she has massive popcorn bride potential.

by I would rather not say. please January 6, 2014

Burnt Popcorn

Every time Helene makes popcorn it is always burnt.

Helen: What’s up guys.
Landon: Hey burnt popcorn girl.

by Fuel483slow June 6, 2022

popcorn hair

When you're sitting at the movies and some kids decide to be funny and throw popcorn at the people sitting a few rows in front of them. After the movie you go to take a pee and find thar you have popcorn in your hair.

I tried to score on this chick, but I had a bad case of popcorn hair.

by SlimeBucket January 22, 2007